Kiss'n Tell Tales ~ Author Jp Archer

What's NEW in the Ark~ Pass or Play

2012-03-06T18:41:00.001-08:00

Always hard at it, trying to create an even better story for the readers. I tell you Under Bonded Contract is a tough act to follow, but Lani and I are working it. The next story in the Ark series will center around the unlikey couple of football wide receiver, Shawn "Shazam" Cole and security specialist for hire, Amparo Maddox, a woman of many talents... most of them deadly. Here is just a taste of our beautiful and sexy Amparo as she argues with her personal assistant and friend, Katesha Williams.

This blurb has not been professionally edited and is subject to changes per editor's request.

She looked for a wall clock. She had forty minutes to go back through security, find the terminal and get her ticket. Damn the luck.

“You know I just got off a red-eye, right? I haven’t showered or changed since I tangled with the art thief in the Everglades. I still have swamp gunk and alligator shit on me.”

“And I bet you look Tomb Raider hot.” Katesha laughed again.

“Yeah, yeah. Don’t even try to butter me up. You know my screen door only swings one way.”

She smiled at her own playfulness. They always nagged on each other, but when push came to shove, they had each other’s backs. No one else could talk to the other the way they did.

“Just ‘cause you don’t have any variety in your appetite, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t sample different menus. Besides, from all the bitching you been doing lately, I’d say you haven’t had a bite of beef cake in a while, much less a taco.”

“Don’t go there, Kat.”

“Well, someone has to. You know what they say about all work and no play.”

“You’re the one that keeps booking back to back jobs!”

“Oh, yeah. That’s right. Well, if you weren’t so damn good at what you do…”

“Then you’d be out of a job. Any other words of wisdom?” Talk about circular conversations. Amparo got a headache from the round and round word play.

“Just that you better get your skinny ass in gear and go catch that flight.”

“Did you send my standard pack?”

“Don’t I always? The driver will already have it when you arrive.”

“Address? Client bio?”

“Already sent it to your Blackberry. You just have to download the file.”

“Fine. I’ll text you when I land. Later girl.”

They hung up and Amparo switched routes for terminal three, gate thirty-nine. Her feet and ass dragged in protest.

She had just flown across country and now she had to go halfway back again. She could barely remember the last sit down meal she had eaten or having slept a whole night through in a real bed. One of these days she would have to get a life.

Its HERE! Under Bonded Contract

2012-02-28T20:14:00.001-08:00

Get it hot off the press here!

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Flash Fiction Friday 02/03/12 ~ "A Special Day"

2012-02-03T03:00:00.000-08:00

Hello Again, it's time for another "flash" of insight.

A picture tells a thousand words,

but we only get 100 to tell you a story.

They’d wandered to the old neighborhood.

Eric wrapped his arm tenderly around Lance. “Remember when we used to meet here after school and make out.”

“Yeah, those were some pretty steamy moments. Sneaking around, forbidden desire.” Lance chuckled, caressing the arm around his torso.

“This was the first place you told me you loved me.”

“What can I say? You were so sexy, on your knees like that.”

Eric blushed with remembrance. Much had changed since then.

“Lance,” he paused. “Maggie’s pregnant.”

Lance gaped in disbelief. Tears formed, unshed. “You mean?”

“We’re going to be fathers.”

Their surrogate had conceived.

I hope you enjoyed my take on this picture. Please feel free to leave a comment. I always love feed back, so GIM'ME SOME LOVIN', LOL. To find out what my fellow writers had to say check out their blogs at the links below. Have a great day and Happy Reading.

Katie Harper: http://katieharperwrites.blogspot.com/
Jp Archer: http://jp-archer.blogspot.com
Kendel Davi: http://kendeldavi.wordpress.com
Sara York : http://sarayork.blogspot.com
Yvonne Nicolas: http://yvonnenicolas.wordpress.com/
Bonni Sansom: http://bonnisansom.blogspot.com/
Benjamin Russell: http://www.incubuschronicles.blogspot.com/
Sharita Lira as Rawiya: http://rawiyaerotica.wordpress.com
Naomi Shaw: http://midnightfantasieswithnaomishaw.blogspot.com/
Cyril J. Michael: http://authorcyriljmichaels.blogspot.com/
Patricia Logan http://naughtypassions.blogspot.com/
Lisa Worrall: http://lworrall.blogspot.com/
CR Guiliano: http://crguiliano-author.blogspot.com/
Gemma Parkes: http://gemmaparkes.blogspot.com/
Lee Brazil: http://leebrazilauthor.blogspot.com/
Venus Cahill: http://www.venusbookluvr.blogspot.com/
AuroraRose Andromeda: http://rollingmuseintheroses.blogspot.com
Cassandre Dayne: http://cassandredayne.wordpress.com/
Sherri Hayes: http://sherri-hayes.blogspot.com/
Michelle Chatton:http://michellechatton.blogspot.com

Six Sentence Sunday 01/29/12

2012-01-28T20:30:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday. I want to present and excerpt today from the Ark Hotel: Under Bonded Contract, soon to be published with Sizzler Intoxications. This is a story Lani Rhea and I have co-written and look forward to sharing the whole story with you next month.

Setting the Scene: Our heroine and hero, Camri Burns and Jackson Pratt, are off to the Ark Hotel for the weekend to be test participants in new erotic games. Camri is playing under duress, having been tricked into signing a contract that obligates her to be a guinea pig.

Camri is in need of a costume for the Fetish Ball and Jackson has suggested a place to shop, Gomorhha's. Along the way the couple has again had another battle of wills that has left them at odds. Jackson hears the voice of his father with some sage advice.

Always remember son, whatever the prize, if you give up, you’ll never win it.

Jackson’s smile was forced, but he pushed it to the limit. “We’re here. The sex shop, remember? You need a costume and I think I am going to check out the blow up dolls. Maybe they have one with red hair.”

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Flash Fiction Friday January 27 2012 "Poser"

2012-01-26T19:31:00.000-08:00

Pictures say a thousand words, but we only get one hundred to tell you a story.

“Tell me about yourself. Sometimes it helps.”

“Uh, well, umm… My name’s Michael, but I’m changing it.”

“Why?”

“Well, ‘cause it’s boring?”

“And you think if you change it, you’ll be more exciting?”

“Yea…, I mean no.”

“Then why the change? A rose by any other name and all that…”

“What?”

“It’s Shakespeare. It means that names don’t count for much. It’s the man who bears it that matters. I understand. You want to be noticed.”

“Exactly!”

“Then tell me something real and I’ll make it happen.”

“I’m naked, scared and lonely.”

“Now show me. Yes! Hold it! ”

CLICK

I hope you enjoyed my take on this photograph. Please feel free to leave a comment. All comments are welcome. Please take the time to see what my fellow writers have to say about the same picture. Everyone has a different point of view and sharing insight can be very interesting. Thanks for stopping by.

Other Flashers:
Lisa Worrall http://lworrall.blogspot.com
Naomi Shaw: http://midnightfantasieswithnaomishaw.blogspot.com/
Gemma Parkes: http://gemmaparkes.blogspot.com/
Bonni Sansom: http://bonnisansom.blogspot.com/
Benjamin Russell: http://www.incubuschronicles.blogspot.com/
Jade Baiser: http://jade-wetdreams.blogspot.com/
Kendel Davi: http://kendeldavi.wordpress.com/
Lee Brazil: http://leebrazilauthor.blogspot.com/
Venus Cahill: http://www.venusbookluvr.blogspot.com/
Sara York: http://sarayork.blogspot.com
Yvonne Nicolas: http://yvonnenicolas.wordpress.com/
Sharita Lira aka Rawiya http://rawiyaerotica.wordpress.com
Luna Ella Aldora: http://moonkissedromantica.blogspot.com
ER Pierce http://www.erpierce.com

Update on The Ark Hotel ~ Under Bonded Contract.

2012-01-24T16:22:00.000-08:00

Good News! UBC has been sent to the editor! Hoping for a Valentine's Day release. I'm so excited! I hope you will be excited too, by the sexy adventures of Camri Burns and Jackson Pratt!

I know I was sure turned on by them.

Look for it with Sizzler Intoxications ~Coming Soon

Story Two! Under Bonded Contract Coming Soon!

2012-01-09T21:12:00.000-08:00

Jackson Pratt: The handsome, arrogant real estate broker that believes he can get around Camri's defenses and win her back even after the way he treated her in the past. He just needs to give her the right incentives.

Camri Burns: Determined and willing to do anything to put Jackson in his place, beneath the heel of her stiletto. Camri signs a package deal that puts her in the precarious position of falling in love as well as in bed with Jackson, again.

Welcome to The Ark Hotel and Casino

Adult Entertainment and Pleasure Center

Please enjoy your visit and may all your forbidden dreams

come true with us.

It's Here! Finally, ready to read!

2011-12-01T17:46:00.000-08:00

Review from Satin's Bookish Corner

REVIEW!!!

Title: The Sexiest Time of Year: Erotic Encounters At The Yule Season.
Editor: Sasha Illyvich
Date Published: 28th November 2011

Description: During the holiday season everyone's thoughts turn to amour. Everyone has an idea of what kind of romantic or sexual encounter they want as a present. No wonder it is the sexiest time of the year. Have a happy, merry, and - best of all - kinky holiday season with this anthology of yule erotica! Wishes are fulfilled from true love to forbidden sexual longings in these stories by Clarice Clique, JP Archer And Lani Rhea, Elizabeth J. Kolodziej, and edited by master of erotic romance, Sascha Illyvich!

Review : This book has three short stories in it. each story is based on steamy Christmas stories with a difference. I'm going to say that I thought it was a good read and I enjoyed most of it. There was lots of steamy moments in this book and if you're like me you will love it. But I warn you, you might get a little hot under the collar. lol.

Winter by Clarice Clique

This was about a Witch who got a prince to come through a portal to save her. it was extremely Kinky and would make your toes curl. *wink*. I love the leading lady in this because she was a strong character and could hold her own and all my followers know this is what I like in a leading lady.

The Ark Hotel-Before The Dawn by JP Archer and Lani Rhea

This is about an abused woman getting the courage to leave her abusive partner and move on with her life. Along the way she has to come to terms with a new man liking her. This is an amazing story and so easy to read.

Demon Protection Plan by Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

Now this was the story in this book I wanted to read. Id heard so many good things about this author and iv been dieing to get my hands on one of books. OK back to the book lol. This book is about demons who would get killed killed if people new what they were. But the two leading characters learnt to hide and deal with what they were with the help of the spark they had for each other. I found this story made me chuckle but still had my toes curling and my heart swooning.

Over all view:

Well I have to say this book was worth the read. 3 very different stories that were very easy to read. Some people might find one of the stories too kinky, but if your like me you will fully enjoy it. The only problem I had with this book was that it was listed under the publishers name instead of the amazing authors that wrote the stories. But that has nothing to do with how much I enjoyed the book. I'm so glad I was asked to read this book because I'm all ways looking out for new authors to follow and I think after reading this book I will be keeping my eye out for these ones.

RATING 4 STARS Click the title The Sexiest Time of the Year to go to Amazon.com for Kindle purchase.

Six Sentence Sunday #5 ~ Halo (continued)

2011-10-01T22:15:00.000-07:00

Thank you again for showing up and giving me your input. I appreciate all you comments and look forward to them. If you are enjoying Halo so far, be sure to click on the angle photo to the right to see the trailer for this WIP that is becoming my passion. Hope you enjoy my six! Be sure to check out My partner and I's communal six sentences as Rhea Archer and my partner on her own page as Lani Rhea. Her WIP Loisianna Moon is absolutely fabulaous!

Setting the Scene:

Our Heroine, Claire Benedict has been greivously wounded in the heart by her former lover, Peter. As she hovers at death's door, she can over hear the conversation of her beloved Aunt Marriel and a man at her bedside. Michael promises her Aunt that Claire will live. That already her angel blood works to save her life. He consoles Marriel that it is all part of the Master plan, the will of God.

Marriel rebukes Michael for his arrogance.

My six sentences:

But know this, the day I buried her mother, I buried my halo as well. I care nothing any longer for your plans, or His. I care for Claire. She is my child Michael, as much or more than yours. I will raze heaven and hell for her if I must.”

“I knew I chose you well, Marriel.”

Once again, thank you for your time and interest. Please check out all my other partner's in crime and rhyme. You can find them at this Six Sentence Sunday link.

Six Sentence Sunday #4- "Halo" continued

2011-09-25T00:45:00.000-07:00

Thank you for showing up again. I appreciate your time and interest in my work.

Setting the Scene: Our totured hero Peter is getting set to run, go under ground. He has just set in motion a course of events he is not sure he and Claire will survive. He is recalling when under the guise of friendship, our villian Anax revealed his nephilim nature. Anax has shown Peter his wings.

Here are my six:

“Oh my God!” Peter gasp.
A venomous look centered in the eyes of the creature on the roof. “Really Peter? Is he really your God? Or is he just an absent patriarch figure who has left you to fend for yourself, like he does all the other bastard relations.”

If you like this excerpt (or even if you didn't) please leave me a comment. I really enjoy them. Also, check out what my other six sentence sunday partner's in crime have to say. Go to http://www.sixsunday.com/ for a peek at everyone's work. Remember that my friend Lani Rhea and I co-write as Rhea Archer and we both contribute to six sentence sunday as individuals and as a team. So check out both links. Thanks again for your time and interest.

Six Sentence Sunday Post #3 ~ "Halo"

2011-09-18T00:53:00.000-07:00

Thank you again for joining me again for another look into my WIP "Halo". I appreciate your interest and support.

Setting The Scene: Our Heroine, Claire Benedict, has just been out in a pre-dawn run, trying to clear her head of the disturbing images and thoughts created by strange dark dreams. Her ex-lover Peter is weighing in her thoughts also, as he is heavily indicated as being involved in the homicide case she currently investingating. As if conjured by her worries, Peter appears at her doorstep. Their dicussion is heated, accusatory and even more cryptic than her dreams.

My Six:

"What are you doing, Peter?" Claire struggled in his firm embrace, unable to break free.
"Making you ready for what's to come." His mouth covered hers in a fierce kiss that stifled her scream. The blade that entered her heart was two-fold, betrayal and steel. As she slipped from his grasp, her blood spilling from her chest onto the dew covered grass, Claire wasn't sure which hurt more.

Stay tuned readers for more excerpts from Halo as the Sundays roll on. Hope you enjoyed our brief time together. Click on the angel icon to the right to view my book trailer for Halo. To check out other Six Sentence Sunday contributions from my co-horts and fellow authors click here Six Sentence Sunday.

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Flash Fiction Friday #3 ~ Senator and Mrs. Up-tight.

2011-09-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

The property was in her step-mother’s name, but it was for her and Tom. It kept the press off their backs for a week each year.
They slept ‘til noon, ate breakfast in bed, chased each other naked through the house and grounds like a couple of teen-agers. Tom “tagged” her in the tall grass by the lake shore, never minding the rain. It had been beautiful. Now, they walked hand in hand back to the house.
Tomorrow would come too soon. Senator Up-tight and wife would return to D.C. It was wonderful pretending to be democrats once a summer.

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SIX Sentence Sunday #2

2011-09-11T00:01:00.000-07:00

This is six sentences from my WIP "Halo".

Setting the scene: Our Heroine, Claire has just had her first day, a long day on the job as a detective for Houston Homicide. She has come home to catch some sleep. She begins to dream about a giant chess board with eight foot tall pieces. She herself stands in the position of the white Queen. While attempting to "castle" the king, a mysterious and sinister stranger appears in the dream challenging her that she can not win this game. His message is cryptic and full of innuendo, that she is destined to loose. Claire has just implied that she will not give up and is trying to complete her next move on the board.

As always, thank you for your interest and support. I appreciate it. I lookw forward to your comments, so please leave one. Be sure to check out my Blogger Buddies and see what they decided to share today. Also click on the photo to the right to see a book trailer I have put together for this story.

God Bless America.

Halo Excerpt:

She turned away from him, giving her back in show of contempt, and began to push at the valiant white king.
“It hurts like hell when they come out the first time,”
“What?” she glanced over her shoulder to where mystery man had been moments before.
“Hey,” she called into the darkness, “when what comes out?”
Frustrated with no answer, she turned again to the king, pushing with all her might. As soft as whisper a voiced breathed in her ear, “Wings.”

Six Sentence Sunday 1 from WIP "Halo"

2011-09-04T08:22:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! These are six sentences from a WIP (Work in Progress) that will hopefully entice and entertain you and bring you back for more. Please follow along for myself as well as my Blogger Buddies. Remember that I am a co-author with Lani Rhea, writing under the name Rhea Archer and we have a six sentence Sunday blog from our new short story Before the Dawn, so check it out as well.

This is six sentences from my WIP “Halo”
Background: Claire Benedict our leading lady and new minted detective, is dreaming of her ex-lover Peter. Peter is trying to coax Claire away from her duty of chasing a felon into a church. She has sensed something very wrong inside Peter and turned away from him, continuing her pursuit and running from being pursued.

Claire turned her back on the Peter of her dreams and ran. She sprinted for the doors of All Saint’s like the devil himself was chasing her. She heard Peter roar in frustration. Felt his heat come bounding after her. Claire braced herself as she impacted the church doors at full velocity and fell through…
And landed on her butt on the hardwood floors of her bedroom!

As always, thanks for your time and interest.

Flash Fiction Friday #2 "Fallen Star"

2011-09-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

“CUT!”

Jennifer ran for the bathroom off-set. She needed to freshen up in a bad way. She couldn’t believe she was doing this. Starring in a cheap, after hours, adult movie for a cable channel. Once, she’d been a star. Now, well, she had to do what she had to do.

“I don’t have to fuck her do I?” Her co-star asked outside the door. “Did you see those tracks?”

“Why do you think we put her in the jacket? No man, no real sex.” the director.

A tear slipped from her eye as the needle slid in her vein.

Flash Fiction Friday #1

2011-08-26T03:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my first Flash Fiction Friday...
A picture says a thousand words, but I am only allowed 100. Hope you enjoy my contribution.

She shouldn’t be doing this, she was a married woman. He pushed all twenty buttons. Twenty floors, thirty seconds between floors, a ten minute ride. Kara’s pussy tingled.
Elevator closed. Fly opened. His stiff cock filled her hand.
Ding. The door opened, second floor. His hands, full of ass, lifting her.
Ding. Kara impaled.
Ding. Legs around his waist.
Ding. Sucking her nipple fiercely.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Ding. Harder.
Ding. Faster.
Ding. Shocked guest!
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Ding. Hotter, wetter.
Ding. Closer.
Ding. Almost there!
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Ding. Kara screamed her pleasure!
Penthouse.
Her husband smiled. “Happy Anniversary, Baby.”

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